cinemasins

So, a couple years ago, this sh*tty animated movie about aliens came out. Apparently it made a ton of money, even though I literally forgot all about it until it was time to sin it. What a terrible, lazy

So China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures... and is ANYONE surprised that movie ended up being crappy?! I'm

The Conjuring was scary and spooky, and had Ron Livingston. Its sequel has none of that, for the most part. But does have some righteous toy-based jump scares. And it's super British... at times. Anyway,

In our sin celebration of horror movies this year, we take a look at The Conjuring, a film many of you know as "that exorcism movie with the Office Space guy."

Well, they made a third one of these, for some reason. And we sinned it, for some reason. And lo... the sins did pour-eth forth.

With Insidious being 3 Chapters, we thought we'd take a look at Chapter 2 for sins, and we found a truckload of 'em.

3 insidious movies so far. And we're starting with the most-requested one from fans: Insidious, a movie that is super scary as long as you don't stop to think about anything.

Did you know Daniel Radcliffe was in movies other than Harry Potter? Well, a couple, at least. Here we find him in another modern horror film that is just a little too fond of jump-scares. Let the sin

Oculus. Apparently it's a scary word. Which does not mean mirrors. But... whatever. Sins

It Follows is one of 2015 most buzzed about horror films, in which the slowest ghost/demon imaginable somewhat attempts to kill some teens. We enjoyed it, still found plenty of sins.

Nana & Pop-pop got some 'splaining to do.

Here's a 2016 horror film that received generally good reviews from audiences and critics alike. Just because we didn't' like it doesn't mean it's not good. I think. Here are the sins of The Witch.

Straight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We'll still list its sins, because that's what we do, but we love this movie.

How has it taken us this long to sin a Uwe Boll movie? I have no idea. But we're rectifying that today, with these sins we found in the truly awful House of the Dead.

Scream is considered a modern horror classic, but it still has sins (duh).

This killer might actually be stupider than the demon in Paranormal Activity 2

Do Prometheus fans exist? We certainly expect to find out. Here are all the sins we counted in Ridley Scott's Prometheus. We had to stretch our time limit to 4 minutes for this one... just too many darn

With Alien: Covenant just behind us, we thought we'd go back to the franchise and look for sins in the infamous sequel, Aliens. Guess what? We found some!!

My personal favorite horror film (yes, it is both sci-fi AND horror), Alien, still has sins... as every movie does. So we listed them. It's kind of what we do.

Wanted is a ridiculous action movie that had a lot of things going for it... until it got to that f*cking loom!! Here are the sins of Wanted.