I would like to share to you three things about me. Certainly, only two are truths and one is just a lie. Will you spot which one is a lie? Tell me what you think in the comments. I know this will be fun!
I did not go to college immediately after high school because of poverty. My parents could not afford to send me to school. So, I had to work as a vendor in a public market in our place. After leaving that first job, I applied and got the job as a working student to a priest who was studying his doctoral degree that time. He and his classmate who was a university professor in a prestigious school used to have dinner together. One time after dinner, this university professor offered me a proposal to be his scholar, he said that I only have to sleep with him and give him massages at night. Of course, I turned down his offer. He was saddened when he was rejected. I know from then on that I could still graduate from college even rejecting his indecent proposal.
I was already 13 years old when I had my circumcision - my first circumcision. Yes, it was done after summer break (probably April). I had it traditionally because that was the way it was done before, or maybe because my parents could not afford to have it in a clinic. It was done so quickly. I was told to chew the guava leaves, and then the man just smashed the sharp knife which was inserted in the foreskin of my thing. It bled. Then, I was instructed to put the chewed guava leaves full of my saliva on the cut of my thingy. After few weeks, that cut was closed as if I was not circumcised. So, the first procedure was a failure. I had my second circumcision the year after that. It was on a medical mission held in our barangay. It was very embarassing because I was already 14 that time, it was done at the barangay gym, and we were exposed publicly because we just laid down on the stage without coverings.
I barely had girlfriends when I was young. I had my first girlfriend when I was 17. She was a yakult vendor in the public market where I also worked. I wasn't even able to kiss her. My second girlfriend was when I was 20, I was able to kiss her, but I was not confident to walk holding hands with her. My third girlfriend was when I was 25, our relation lasted for four years (on and off) but my focus was on my career and services as a youth leader. Then, at 31 I met my last girlfriend who turned out to be my lovely wife now. I am a very inexperienced person.
So what do you think is the lie? I bet you cannot guess it right! Try me 😂
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