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I’m not homophobic but I surely miss staring at the rainbow at home with a big smile on my face and thinking about all the individual colors and how happy they’d feel to be in each other’s company...no one judging the other and no one looking down on the other.
Now when I just look at the rainbow all I see is...
And I’m not talking about the guy who makes bread across the street. This time it’s way more hurtful than it used to be. Imagine how parents of nowadays would feel when their little five year old son brings home a little paper with the drawing of a unicorn painted rainbow. Then the child goes on to say “mom, dad, Look! I want to be a rain-bowed colored unicorn when I grow up!”. That would have been a Lil Nas ty.
Now I don’t look at girls the same anymore because I don’t know what’s down there, I know you’re wondering how hard it would be but there’s no way I’m taking the risk of assking. A lot of things are really happening and the worst of them all is when a college professor asks you for a gender neutral term for a Sugar Daddy.
Took me less then five minutes to come up with an answer which surprised me. How did I know that glucose guardian fitted the description perfectly?
All of them put me up to it, they even went to the extent of asking us to join the COMtest. That was the lowest blow assuming I even had any cum left to be tested!
Dear universe blow my mind, I’m open to all kinds of blowing and from every angle. I need it so much that I have to write you this letter..I want it so badly, I’ve been through a lot of pain and this one has to be the last of it all...like they say..no pain no gain.
Yours sincerely
No Bones 🦴
I nominate 
