Cinderella, the Incredible Hulk and Pinocchio are walking down the street.
They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest.
Cinderella takes a look at the sign and says she is going to enter the contest.
After 10 minutes she comes out with the 1st prize.
They walk further down the road and come across another sign that reads: "Strongest man contest".
Hulk takes a look at it and says, "Hulk smash!!!" and then enters. Sure enough, within 2 minutes he is out with the 1st prize.
They walk further and then come across yet another sign. This one says: "World's BIGGEST liar".
Pinocchio says, "This one is for me", and he rushes right in. After about 3 straight hours he comes out with tears in his eyes.
Hulk and Cinderella ask, "What happened?"
Pinochio replies "Who on Earth is Lai Mohammed?"馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
