Suck my balls, Walmart.

Yep.

Behold: a painting of Calvin Candie (Django Unchained) that I stole from my friend's bathroom the other day.

Left home yesterday evening, drove to the pass with the awesome dispersed campsites, slept in my car, woke up at 430am, drove to the trailhead to meet my buddy at 6am, hiked for 12 hours and destroyed

Bollocks.

Good thing I had those 16 limited edition frosted pumpkin pie toaster pastries at my disposal today. Never would have made it 23,970 steps without them. Thanks Walmart for always having such great prices.

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Today my boss told me that my sunglasses look like "dad glasses." What does that mean? Am I old now? Do my sunglasses make me uncool? Pretty sure I'm old and uncool now. Oh well. At least my

Her: "I've never met anyone who's so hard to read before." Me: "Please allow me to direct you to the aisle where we keep our reading glasses." This report was published via Actifit

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It's been a really long time since I've felt this fucking tired of everything. I need to focus. It gets better. This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version

Hot and decocked.

Yes. Apparently it was. Too tired from work to think of much to say right now. I'm just so mentally and physically exhausted. We were already worn down pretty hard from fighting off several waves of

You'd be better off asking a black hole out.

I'm trying to focus on the positive things. Work was insanely busy and depressing today, but would you just look at these beautiful flowers. Nature sure has a way of making you feel inspired, doesn't it?

That's a photo of a beer coozy I found out in the middle of nowhere. Really makes you wonder. Don't worry, I didn't actually drink 7 beers. If I had, I'm sure I'd still be wandering around hopelessly lost

You know what it's like, right?

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I spent the first half of my day at work yesterday thinking about various ways to kill myself. Pistol. Bridge. Cliff. Suicide by cop. All of these methods are entirely within my reach, for what it’s worth.