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comedyopenmic
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Don't Worry, Everything is Under Control - Comedy Open Mic Round 16 Entry 1
How I feel when I lose my Steemit password. When you get your account back, your wallet is always empty. I nominate @atikajayboy and @feju. gif from giphy
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Not Now Please
When you are so excited about having sex with your husband but he is not in the mood. Just joking, every husband is always in the mood for sex. gif from giphy
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Drink For Your Health
What I mean by saying I will drink just a bottle of wine tonight. As doctors say, it is beneficial to drink a glass of wine every day. gif grom giphy
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punchline
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Come On Baby Let's Go Party!
Me when I saw the naked girl for the first time. Let's do this. gif from giphy
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blocktradesworldcup
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The @blocktrades World Cup | My selections
The @blocktrades World Cup | My selections
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punchline
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SMT Is Coming!
When Ned talks about SMTs. I can't hear you @ned. gif from giphy
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punchline
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Is She Cheating On Me?
When my wife tells her friend how big my dick is. Oh, wait. It's not mine. Who is she talking about? gif from giphy
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punchline
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Lag Can Be The Most Annoying Thing Ever
When you go to the village and have a bad internet connection. I do not even know if I share this post or not, I really have so bad internet connection now. gifs from giphy
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punchline
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I'm Sorry Boss
How I feel after the last work day. ps. I think I will watch the Green Mile again tonight. source
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punchline
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Twins Currencies
How Steem and SBD move together in the recent times. Hopefully, both of them will start to go the moon soon. gif from giphy
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punchline
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Work Work Work
When you have been forced to work overtime. I love my boss. gif from giphy
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punchline
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OMG, It Turned to Green!
When you see the green icon in Steem price after a long time. I'm so excited and need to calm down. gif from giphy
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punchline
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Meanwhile in Turkey
When you almost miss the bus. You can join long jump olympiad after a few trying.
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punchline
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OMG, What Was That? - Comedyopenmic Round 15
How the Asian girls react when they see black cock for the first time. They immediately close their mouths involuntarily to protect themselves. gif from giphy I nominate @markzuckerbergs and @dj123(I have
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punchline
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Please Give Us a Chance!
You are going to the bar to pick up a girl and you are seeing a guy with a lot of hot girls. You will probably say that; All of us are single because of that guy! gif from giphy
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punchline
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Show Business
When I buy a new technology product and want to show off it to my friends. You know what they say, pay the piper and call the tune. gif from giphy
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punchline
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Happy Birthday To Me
When your family throws a surprise birthday party for you. Yes, today is my birthday and I have just experienced it short while ago. Thanks for your upvotes good wishes. gif from giphy
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punchline
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The Red Line
The answer of my wife when I ask her to go to bed with her while she is angry at me. Angry sex is completely bullshit. gif from giphy
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No Pain Rocky!
When you realize you are not a whale. and even you need at least 5 years to become a dolphin. gif from giphy
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I Need a User Manual - Comedy Open Mic Round14 Entry2
Yes, I'm a sucker for cocaine and do you know how it started? and I want to give a recommendation to teenagers who interested in drugs. Please use your nose correctly. gif source I nominate @jesta, @gtg,
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