Big teddy bears....
What?
Yes, big teddy bears,
In the god damn desert,
Drinking tea-cup Kool Aid.
Along comes a scorpion to spoil a perfect picnic.
Big teddy bears get mad,
Scorpion gets scared,
Scuttles off.
Big teddy bears laugh like it's Christmas in July,
Everyone sips their Kool Aid tea with a raised furry pinky finger.
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