Heaven-- The Halfway Post recently called God for an interview. The following has been lightly edited for clarity. THP: So how are things going? GOD: You know, pretty good. I just got into this thing called

New York City-- Fox News has suffered disastrous boycotts in the media and in marketing, and is reportedly desperate for advertising client leads. The only advertiser left is the maker of “Survival Beans,”

Singapore— President Donald Trump is doing what no other sitting President has done: meet with the dictator of North Korea. Trump hopes he can strike deal, and Kim Jong-un is ecstatic a President is dignifying

Washington D.C.— According to reports, Donald Trump Jr. is beginning to think he may have, like Icarus, flown too close to the sun in colluding with foreign governments throughout his father’s presidential

Washington D.C.— According to sources close to Vice President Mike Pence, the VP is beginning to have doubts about President Donald Trump’s commitment to his wife Melania Trump. “Mike’s been having a rough

In a frank conversation with God, the Creator of the universe admitted to The Halfway Post that humans aren’t, biologically speaking, anything special. “I don’t know how humans ever came to the conclusion

Washington D.C.— Speaking at a prayer breakfast in the White House this morning, Franklin Graham delivered an introductory speech in praise of President Donald Trump’s personal behavior focused on Christ.

New York City, NY— Fox News CEO John Weisse today announced that, because Fox News has bet its reputation and journalistic credibility on the Russiagate controversy currently engulfing the Trump Administration