Hello silly hoomans!
While your little companies Boeing and SpaceX fight for who will colonize mars first, never forget...
Mars already belongs to 
We will defend our territories with our nuclear cloaca! I feel sorry for any petty hooman who thinketh they may simply claim our land!
Fear the duck nation! For we are many!
Oh and one more thing...
What do you call a duck on crack?
A quackhead!