Road Kill.
It's what's for breakfast.
(What old commercial am I trying in vain to remember....)

Our daughter has a banana bread recipe with no added sugar - just a bit of apple juice for sweetening. It is not very sweet. But it's gluten-, dairy, and egg-free. And it's actually edible.

Flax seed meal + water = egg substitute

It's not as awful as the fake milks (soy, almond, oat, coconut, etc).

Stinging nettles - found a colony near my mom, but Tyler the herbalist says NO, DO NOT EAT,
They're too close to the corn and soybean fields, sprayed, toxic, not organic.

Eh. There go a lot of nettle chips....