"No one who would go to Anarchapulco is an NPC" - I have some catching up to do!
What a dark post - the chopping block! As a farm kid who held the chicken legs while Mom chopped off the head, I'm not "going there" (not today, anyway!) with the bloodthirsty mobs excited to see a human on the chopping block.
(Yes it's taken me seven days to find it.)
Well done, as always!