When shipping and handling cost more than the item we send...

Even the smallest gift's shipping cost would far exceed three bucks! So, I'm not including the shipping. I’ll teleport the gift to him.

#TELEPORT
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I've read a lot on that, and some claim it's been done (not just at the molecular level), but I cannot believe teleporting HUMANS will ever happen. EVER.
Beam me up, Scottie!
Love that scene in "Spaceballs" when Dark Helmet gets teleported, and arrives with his head on backward. :)