Hilarious!
"Freewrites never lie"
Instead of shooting the thieving groundhog, the vegan hand-feeds the thing, and groundhogs purr. Well, why not!
Clever, as always, and fun. :)
You reminded me of a little ground squirrel occupying the woodpile next to the compost heap.
He seems to greet me whenever I dump the morning coffee grounds, as if to say HELLO, I'm here, looking cute, so how about some sunflower seeds?
I have lost count of how many times I came through....