Swinging?
In addition to going barefoot and the new mission to acquire some Wands of Horus, have you also taken up swinging, as in the classic swing hanging from a tree branch? (Somehow I don't imagine you've found people in your neck o' the woods who'd take up another kind of swinging.) :)
Can you swing it
Well, there's a freewrite prompt.
Now I'm thinking of the movie Swing Shift.

starring Goldie Hawn with Kurt Russell... The film was a box office bomb, grossing just $6.6 million against its $15 million budget.

Roger Ebert: "Girl gets husband, girl loses husband, girl gets job. That's basically what happens in "Swing Shift," a sentimental memory of World War II, when men went to war and their wives and sweethearts manned the production lines."

In 1984, I thought it was a good movie.... to this day I remember it... which for me is worth something!