How many ways can I say I LOVE THIS?????

This:

to make his lonely mother happy. She lived for him and only him, ever since his father had died of a routine medical procedure gone terribly wrong. Farnsworth's social life was his mother's social life and, since he never socialized with anything on two legs,

And the vodka + baking soda in the hands of the class dufus, and the vintage cars. and her $2,000 dress, and.....

I LOVE THIS

Thank you for taking time to freewerite this weekend, @owasco! You made my day!

And now I'm thinking of my story about the high school dropout and her muscle car....