Everything about this is funny, familiar (too close to home), and full of wit. I love this:

Unplug your devices, if only for twenty minutes a day. If you don’t have twenty minutes, unplug for an hour. / You’ll see.

The criminal cable fees, the tech that none of the techies can fix, and then the unplugging - except, the only way for me to read this now is via PLUGGING IN to the internet. Oh the irony. How else would I talk to you each day if not for phone cables, wires, satellites, blockchains....

Thanks for this! I lvoe the image of a whole town celebrating life with "wild abandon, abundance, safety and infinite love and joy."