Oh how I love the progression of events, the causation, the **Blame Game, if that's the right term. The guilt! And the hindsight vs foresight.

Scooping up the egg from the floor with bare hands.... eh. Not me. I save junk mail envelopes and those plastic credit-card sized gift cards: who's gonna reload one? Not me: I despise gift cards. They're in my kitchen, scraping kettles and skillets, and cat vomit off the floor.

Too Much Information, I know.

Clever freewrite, as always! I love that image of the ants surrounding that fallen egg....