Bud Hill? For real? How could they drink anything but Budweiser on Bud Hill?
Hating the beer, forcing it down to be cool. There's a poem or freewrite in here!
This is my year to host an Oktoberfest, I swear. Every year I've vowed to do so, but everyone fears I'd find an accordion player (tuba too!), so it never happens. Roll out the barrel!!