150 followers my gift for you...

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hi 150 followers. to say thankyou to all of you for taking the time I have a gift for you...my best cougar pickup line!

now I suppose you could change bits around to fit your specific situation, I'm a straight man so that's the context I use the line in.
heres what I do...

when I see a hot older (then me) girl I walk up, serious face on, say "I like your look. are you experienced enough to handle a younger man?" now my serious face becomes a cocky smirk.

(in the event she throws a shit test my way this is my goto "why do you like that?")

in the event she tries to take me antiquing im out of there fast!

I'm going to be working all weekend if you don't see me on here. I hope you all get some hot action.

150 followers my gift for you... | Ecency