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I am the Butt. This is my original free write written tonight
I call it.
So Much Soft Underbelly
I made a boo-boo,
went viral on YouTube,
now
you too can see it,
can’t believe it,
everybody knows my secrets.
Feeble, fetal, fits of paranoia.
All you Evil Knievel‘s,
I tried to warn you
I’m not talking porn…get your head out of the gutter
So much subtler,
so much soft under belly,
umbilical ready,
bright lights, scream, bright lights, scream,
that you take you,
out of your misery,
Rubiks cube traps,
Bright light relapse,
all that I ask,
find a little empathy.
Not for me,
for all of humanity
everybody sucks,
let them suck.
Everybody fucks it up
let them fuck it up.
High horse chores.
Jingle jangle, social, anxiety,
See it from both sides,
you see a line,
with two extremes,
screaming whispers
scared of strength,
to short and thin for the thick of it,
wafer ceiling,
collapsing in,
Oxford dumb,
toothpick scaffolding
dancing in the wind.
So proud so embarrassed
Such wealth, such impoverishment
To afraid to be brave,
So free, you’ve become a slave
Both ends of a candle
Extremes are all the same
Building to dismantle
Circular refrain