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The goal behind making this account was to create a type of post that is more likely to be shared on Twitter, Facebook, and other social media sites that would bring more eyes to Hive in order for people to see its awesomeness.
Another goal is having a parody/satire news account that is unique to the blockchain. Hive, in all its different colors, deserves a parody account that is uniquely made for people in the blockchain. An account that would give them laughter or two as they scroll down the communities while contemplating whether it is worth it or not to pull out their 2.3 HBD.
This account has plenty of content/segments planned for it. All aimed to make the readers laugh and have a good time as they get their 98th covid booster of the month. You can expect stuff like:
Hey, did you know that only 56 crows are responsible for making over 80% of the world's toasts? According to the two crows accompanying Rick Sanches in the last two episodes of Rick and Morty, 56 crows, or the 0.001% of crows, are the ones manufacturing over 80%, 83% to be specific, of the world's toast.
Our socio-economic analyst, Al Ahu Akbar, says that such numbers are horrifying because while 0.001% of are making so much money, over 99% of crows are homeless. Although, some contractors say that is caused by crows being bad luck.
Disney+, Netflix, Amazon Prime, and other streaming companies are aiming to start a new software that would make their programs watched by and paid for by people who already. The companies seem unsatisfied by only making billions annually and see to make more.
Also, all the streaming are considering a move where they'd launch one app that would contain all their works. The app Givememoremoney will have all your favorite shows, for the cost of only three livers monthly.
Breaking news: According to sources at area 51, you have already died in 2012. Scientists told our reporter, Papa Smurf, that we have in fact all died in 2012. The statement shocked people, although it makes sense to them since both the UK and USA had Boris Johnson and Donald Trump became leaders of both nations mentioned above.
Facebook and Twitter have resorted to suspending tweets and accounts disagreeing with that fact in their effort to fight Fake News.
In whatever community where our news and top-notch reporting belongs. Be it gaming news, movies and tv show news, sporting, science, you will see us in the appropriate community for them.
