Dear Kid Rock,
Thank you for taking the time to read my blog as I am sure the news of this post dropping traveled to you very fast. I know you are a silent super fan of the O.G. Broncnutz here on Hive so I would officially like to ask you for the very first favor in my life. The next time you happen to be in Colorado Springs, stop by the crib and sign my floor for me please. I have seen your shows over 10 times in my life from coast to coast in 5 different states. I have come very close to meeting you twice but you had to bounce which I understand. I made this jersey to go see you in Las Vegas at the House of Blues when I turned 40. (you and I are same age born 9 days apart) The amount of energy you still produce is impressive considering your no longer fueled up on cocaine and whisky like your younger days!
Twice during my Kid Rock Concert experiences it has been a rain storm from ding to dong. One storm in Nashville at the Barbra Mandrel Mansion for the first annual "Fish Fry" and one sloppy mud fest at Fiddlers Green in Denver which was actually a blast. How come you don't ever come to Colorado Springs to play? They love the Long Haired Redneck Rock-n-Roll Son of Detroit around these parts cuz. Have your people talk to my people and I'll get you set up at the Air Force Academy or the World Arena so you can blow the lid off Southern Colorado. Our military members LOVE Kid Rock and what you stand for so this place is a honey hole for you with 5 military installments.
So here is the way I figure it Kid Rock....I spent a lot of money in my life to see you play and it was worth every penny. I had some great memories that friends of mine still talk about today. CRAZY TIMES at a Kid Rock Concert! So with home prices skyrocketing at an alarming rate I figure you sign my floor and vault the price of my house to 10 Million and we are completely dead square even! Now, I understand you are just reading this post literally within the last hour of it being posted and this type of ferocious fanhood is hard to digest in such a short time but, please let it sink in, embrace it and let's make this happen. There is no need to comment below as I know you are still a loyal fan of mine and just want to keep things om the down low. Hit me up Bobby Shazam, this room needs the finishing touches before my house can get auctioned at Christie's and featured on MTV Cribs.........
Broncnutz-
A fan since Grits Sangwiches for Breakfast!
