I just had the strangest premonition while reading a news article that Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, is a sexual predator. Do I have any evidence? Of course not. He just looks like that kind of scumbag. He's definitely involved in some shady, illegal shit. That much I can tell by the way he talks. He's hiding something that he can barely contain. He's definitely a liability to his associates, and to Canada in general. Pretty sure he's involved in the deaths of Honey and Barry Sherman.
From @brentwilbur