Ha, brilliant - I was wondering how you were going to play this out, and I could not have imagined anything better myself - Loved this immensely, well done...

Where to next you ask?
hmmmm, I think we might as well add an extreme sport while we are at it, something like Toe wrestling or ostrich racing, and yes those are real, I was looking for a suitable extreme sport and found this site listing some crazy ass sports that I never knew existed let alone aspire to compete in :D

https://www.businessinsider.com/unusual-sports-around-the-world-2016-3?IR=T