October 11, 2021
From: Uphold <noreply (at) uphold.com>
To: Brandt <____________ (at) protonmail.com>
Subject: 👉 We need to know you better
Please answer some easy questions - it’ll only take a minute
Hi Brandt,
To comply with Anti Money Laundering Regulations, we need to collect a little more information about you and how you use your Uphold account. It’ll only take a minute.
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Team Uphold
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October 11, 2021
From: Uphold <noreply (at) uphold.com>
To: Brandt <____________ (at) protonmail.com>
Subject: Did you just try to sign in?
Please confirm it’s you
Hi Brandt,
We see that you recently tried to sign in from a new device, IP address, or a different location. As a security measure, we need to confirm it’s you before you can access your account.
Cheers,
Team Uphold
We need to know you better
To comply with Anti-Money Laundering Regulations, we're required to collect a little more information about you. It'll only take a minute. We'll restore full account functionality once you've done this.
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Oh. Well now. Looks like Uphold just restored full account access for me. How about that.
All I had to do was lie about all of my details, and they let me right back in, just like that.
I am now officially an unemployed bank robber who makes $1 trillion a year.
Maybe Uphold isn't so bad after all?
Nah, what the hell am I talking about…
They'll figure it out soon enough and restrict my account again.
I haven't relied on Uphold for a couple years now, so I don't really care.
But I'm a little bit worried.
I live entirely off of my crypto investments, so it's crucial for me to have easy and fast avenues from crypto to fiat.
If I could actually buy the things I need with crypto then this would be a non-issue, but I live in a country that hates crypto and is rapidly approaching full-blown authoritarianism.
That's right, the land of the "free" and the "American dream".
If I run out of avenues from crypto to fiat, I'm not sure what I'll do.
I used to use Binance to convert everything into BTC which I would then send to my Cash App, sell for fiat, and deposit instantly to my bank account. But Binance recently caved to regulators and now I can't even use their platform with a VPN. Thank all the gods for Mandala. And Cash App is still an option, at least for now.
But what happens if I lose access to Mandala and/or Cash App?
Where do I go next?
LocalBitcoins, maybe?
I don't know.
What I do know is that I'm about as close to outlaw territory as you can get, without actually being an outlaw.
All outlaws are created by the state. Without law, you cannot have an outlaw. And with law, you are only asking for resistance and lawlessness.
I am a peaceful man but my point is, if I wake up one day to find that all of my avenues have been blockaded, I will make ends meet however I see fit, and if my way of surviving disagrees with the state and the law,
the blood will be on their hands,
not mine.
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