Three cheers for whatever it is we're drinking to.

Cheers and welcome to Colorado, I'll see you in hell.

Gimme that fuckin blowtorch.

April snowshowers bring whatever the hell today's blog is about.

And you can too.

Hey stranger.

I believe that voting for anyone who has uttered a devotion to and for a position in the next dispensation in this our continually nascent democracy will be a mistake. The mistake is not in voting for

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Approximate coordinates are 39.41305, -105.20105.

The art of remaining unseen.

Don't judge a blog by its title.

A spartan shack by the Arabian sea The sound of crows loudly and raucously filtered through the wooden roof. The waves crashed on the shore and made a wonderful rushing sound. The faint memory of airports

modified stealing of ideas is still originality and creativity and could even be considered inspiration

I think I've hit on a really exciting solution.

Rude awakening on the wrong side of the bed, or something along those lines.

All bars are open and all bets are off.

Death to the inventor of glitter.

Potentially permanent tissue damage and chronic ingratitude.

Did I just admit to committing a thoughtcrime?

You can only fail to succeed so many times before you successfully fail to fail.