It's going to happen!
Soon! So soon!
And I can't wait to find out where it happens!
Who knows where it will happen!
Did it happen? Did it??
Oh. No, it didn't happen.
Oh well. That's okay.
I shouldn't have been driving on that road anyway.
What the hell was I thinking,
driving a car on a snowmobile track like that!
What a great way to get stuck! LOL!
Nope.
Nope.
It didn't happen on THAT road, either.
Shucks!
OK. No matter. It's OK.
Alright. Now here's a road where I'm pretty sure it's going to happen!
No. Dammit.
It didn't happen on that road, either.
Doesn't look like that road gets much traffic anyway (not counting the plows of course LOL),
so I'm kinda glad it didn't happen there,
because there wouldn't have been anyone around to party with.
No.
No.
No,
No,
NO.
We're getting close but still NO.
That was not THE road where it happens, apparently.
P.S. Who goes 20mph in the backcountry? Not Brandt, that's for fuckin sure. The devil don't go no 20mph, neither, and that's for fuckin sure, too.
THAT WASN'T IT
THAT WASN'T IT, neither,
DAMMIT
OMG. I nominate @123465 and @123456 for the next round of 
Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado. My name is Brandt, pleased to meet you. I’m a marketing copywriter. I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, running, hiking, breathing, numbers, numbers, goddamn numbers, goddamn fucking NUMBERS, GodDAMMIT, etc., then you and I have a lot in common. Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day!
