All awards shows are just a smoldering garbage fire, spewing putrid fumes of self-congratulations, conspicuous consumption, and moral degeneracy.
They all suck.
The worst of the lot are the Tonys.
Why do I hate them so?
Simple. Real people actually see the crap pooped out by Hollywood, and listen to the donkey-braying produced by the approved record labels, nobody outside the New York City bubble sees these plays. Just a bunch of effete snobs.
We're brave, we're strong! We'll stand up to Donald Trump and those evil Christians and Republicans!
Gag me with a tongue depressor.
