Sitting the break room at work. I'm starving after a very early dinner.
And my dinner is getting ruined by Clown News Network's coverage of the yawn Royal Wedding.
I mean, it's not as barfworthy as what's usually on the Canker News Network, but still, it's garbage.
Who freaking cares about something as effete and corrupt as the British monarchy?
Grow up kids, this is real life, not a fairy tale.