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bluetower
@bluetower
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Alt account for @dandesign86 focused on monochrome photography and humorous content
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2017-10-12 10:16
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bluetower
funny
2018-07-12 18:02
Too Big To Fail
When you are too scared to get a penis enlargement so you just enlarge your “fuck you” finger instead (Source: Giphy)
$ 2.949
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bluetower
busy
2018-07-11 19:41
Green Card Tackle
One player finally realized that the only way to prevent Neymar from rolling 500 meters after a tackle was to pull his pants down (Source: Giphy)
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bluetower
funny
2018-07-11 16:14
Extra Hours
Why I’m not allowed to work the night shift in the warehouse anymore (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-07-10 14:18
It’s hard to get hard when you’re scared
When your wife helps to pump down blood to the second brain (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-07-09 13:41
Yikes!
When the bartender switched around the glasses so fast that you don’t know which one contains the roofie anymore (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
busy
2018-07-09 12:07
Hmmm..
When you talk with someone that just started with crypto one week ago about the heartbreaking bear market of this year (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-07-08 14:20
Crossing The Border
When you are a heroin mule and you can’t wait to cross the border to sample some of the stack (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-07-07 13:24
White walkers
When you’re on a beach vacation and a british tourist suddenly takes off his T-shirt (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-07-06 14:02
Probably Shouldn’t have added spicy snake to the meny
When you just opened your restaurant and got your first review on Yelp (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
busy
2018-07-05 14:55
Whatever Happened To Cryptokitties ?
Only Rambo knows.. (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
busy
2018-07-05 13:58
Can’t Hear Anything?
When Justin Bieber tries to reinvent himself by playing his six pack (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-07-04 12:45
Small Redneck Town
When you tell your new friend that just moved to town that you hooked up with a black guy last night for the first time (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-07-02 13:18
Use Your Sense
The way you really know that you have met your soul mate is if you like her farts (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-07-01 10:54
Money Is Not Important In Friendship ?
when You bring up that 20 Dollars your friend borrowed 50 years ago (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-06-28 15:41
Life’s Not Easy
How it goes for millennials after they graduate (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-06-27 17:22
Still Got It!
When grandma is trying to pass down her pick up tricks to her granddaughter (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-06-25 18:24
When The Bell Tolls
How I look when I just broke up with my girlfriend by sms and I await the axe lady to arrive (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-06-24 19:30
Crypto Anonymous
When the market is red and everything is shit it’s always nice to hear that one guy say it (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-06-23 16:20
Paranoia
When you realized you haven’t used your mobile for 5 minutes and now you can’t find where it is (Source: Giphy)
bluetower
funny
2018-06-22 21:05
I hope he doesn’t order corn on the cob this time
The Reason I don’t invite my friend to KFC (Source: Giphy)
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