Theresa May’s expression after today’s vote

When you go grocery shopping for five hours and you forget the one item your wife told you to buy (Source: Giphy)

When you have a long schlong and get a sudden erection (Source: Giphy)

When you knows it’s gonna be a gay Xmas (Source: Giphy)

When you show the lady you bring home that you can control your snake (Source: Giphy)

How I react when I realize someone took the last beer in my fridge (Source: Giphy)

One of my most successful pick up lines in a bar (Source: Giphy)

When you realize that not even a vegan diet is working for you (Source: Giphy)

Your Mother in law’s favorite day when she doesn’t have to change her appearance to blend in (Source: Giphy)

When your girlfriend breaks up and you pretend not to hear and respeat it back (Source: Giphy)

Where the expression pump and dump arrived from (Source: Giphy)

When you ask the poster boy of Marlboro if it was worth the money (Source: Giphy)

How what should have been a hole in one with getting listed on Netcoins ended up being a triple Bogey (Source: Giphy)

When I order fast food and my wife says she won’t have any because she’s not hungry (Source: Giphy)

What happens when you give a minnow Whale Power (Source: Giphy)

Why Pikachu started being banned on television (Source: Giphy)

The expression I have taught myself to hide deep inside after marriage. Definitely my most important survival skill. (Source: Giphy)

When you try to explain for your wife how hard it was to clean the dishes (Source: Giphy)

When it’s an obvious bear market but someone makes a post about Steem’s future 1000 dollar price still being a possibility (Source: Giphy)

When your kid borrows the computer and you forgot to delete the browsing history (Source: Giphy)