The Reason I don’t invite my friend to KFC (Source: Giphy)

Hot chicks and even hotter rides, it’s all Smooth sailing and money when you invest in Crypto right? (Source:Giphy)

That moment when you try to go to sleep and dream of more simple time before you got a kid But you can’t because your son is humping your head

The best trick to clean the pipes before sex (Source: Giphy)

How I have worked 5 years as a pizza delivery but never had to bring lunch (Source: Giphy)

When the lube on the condom wears off and your girlfriends shows the solution is right under the nose (Source: Giphy)

When your getting rubbed in the face by a pussy and you’re still sleeping you know your labido is dead (Source: Giphy)

When she asks if you have ever wanted to explore a wild djungle and you nod your head excitingly. That’s when she spreads her legs. When you say no, she spreads her legs (Source: Giphy)

When you are out sailing and there is no wind you use your fart to fill the sail (Source: Giphy)

“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to get hammered” (Source: Giphy)

When you used the wrong bat to hit the ball. (Source: Giphy)

How I enter the bedroom once my wife says “ok we can do it this once this month” (Source: Giphy)

When you are a minnow and try to fit in with the whales at Steemfest (Source: Giphy)

When you have 300 punds of muscle and your biggest fear come true ... Your crazy 70 pound girlfriend just found out you cheated on her (Source: Giphy)

When you realize money really does buy you everything (Source: Giphy)

How scientist believe Gonorrhea will look in the future when it gets resistant to antibiotics (Source: Giphy)

How I make calories disappeared when I work out (Source: Giphy)

How I would conduct hiring interviews if I was a boss (Source: Giphy)

When the slide was constructed people had question marks, but it was not until white pale kids started shooting out from the head that people thought it definitely looked wrong. (Source: Giphy)

When you have been piling all your money into one huge cryptocurrency project and it finally launches (Source: Giphy)