How it went for me to claim my Byteball yesterday (Source: Giphy)

When you are too scared to get a penis enlargement so you just enlarge your “fuck you” finger instead (Source: Giphy)

One player finally realized that the only way to prevent Neymar from rolling 500 meters after a tackle was to pull his pants down (Source: Giphy)

Why I’m not allowed to work the night shift in the warehouse anymore (Source: Giphy)

When your wife helps to pump down blood to the second brain (Source: Giphy)

When the bartender switched around the glasses so fast that you don’t know which one contains the roofie anymore (Source: Giphy)

When you talk with someone that just started with crypto one week ago about the heartbreaking bear market of this year (Source: Giphy)

When you are a heroin mule and you can’t wait to cross the border to sample some of the stack (Source: Giphy)

When you’re on a beach vacation and a british tourist suddenly takes off his T-shirt (Source: Giphy)

When you just opened your restaurant and got your first review on Yelp (Source: Giphy)

Only Rambo knows.. (Source: Giphy)

When Justin Bieber tries to reinvent himself by playing his six pack (Source: Giphy)

When you tell your new friend that just moved to town that you hooked up with a black guy last night for the first time (Source: Giphy)

The way you really know that you have met your soul mate is if you like her farts (Source: Giphy)

when You bring up that 20 Dollars your friend borrowed 50 years ago (Source: Giphy)

How it goes for millennials after they graduate (Source: Giphy)

When grandma is trying to pass down her pick up tricks to her granddaughter (Source: Giphy)

How I look when I just broke up with my girlfriend by sms and I await the axe lady to arrive (Source: Giphy)

When the market is red and everything is shit it’s always nice to hear that one guy say it (Source: Giphy)

When you realized you haven’t used your mobile for 5 minutes and now you can’t find where it is (Source: Giphy)