The expression when you have your first prostata exam (Source: Giphy)

How my testicles move when I watch Jessica Alba in a bikini (Source: Giphy)

When you tell your wife about the email you got about penis enlargement and jokingly suggest that you should get one (Source: Giphy)

What happened to reward pool abusers when the new hardfork took place

Why caucasian don’t make good lady boys (Source: Giphy)

This is my favorite move when trying to pick up women (Source: Giphy)

When you went to the bar and hit the jackpot (Source: Giphy)

When someone rescued you from the crypto market to the much more stable stock market. (Source: Giphy)

When you squeeze someone’s ass in the bar but someone else ends up getting the slap (Source: Giphy)

When you just watched fifty shades of grey and you go shopping in Home Depot (Source: Giphy)

How I keep my wife warm in bed after 50 years of marriage (Source: Giphy)

When my wife helps to empty my hair from dandruff (Source: Giphy)

How spammers are preventing the reward pool to fill up (Source: Giphy)

When you try to lure investors into the current crypto bear market (Source: Giphy)

How fast you can go from low to high to low in crypto (Source: Giphy)

How happy I look when I go peeking on university campus (Source: Giphy)

When you’re caught cheating and try to come up with a quick excuse (Source: Giphy)

When you know you are a chicken (Source: Giphy)

When you run a hedge fun and invest a 100 million in Steem but realize the blockchain is based on “proof of brain” (Source: Giphy)

If you thought the expression Pump and Dump originates from stock trading, you are sorely mistaken (Source: Giphy)