Happy first day of April, amazing people!
Well, today, I've read a lot of pranks all over the place, and I might as well share my own. Here's my entry.
(The photo has nothing to do with my post, but I took this 4 years ago today at Pindangan Ruins here in my province for a Holy Week's Visita Iglesia)
**This happened one morning not so long ago. It's always good when you awaken with something to make fun of. They picked the wrong person, though. Ting ting ting ting ting! **
So I received an email that went this way:
*My Dearest One,
I am over happy in your reply mail to my mail.How are you today? l hope your are fine.Mine isn't too good because of my suffering condition here in Dakar Senegal.My name is (name) i'm (24) years old, single and never married, 5ft 8 inches Tall, 55kg weight, black hair and brown eyes,l am from Liberia in geographical region and presently l am residing in an exceedingly church Orphanage home here in Dakar Senegal as a results of the warfare that was fought in my country some years ago.I lost my both Parents during this deadly Political War.That Damaged Thousands of innocent Souls in my country Liberia. My family was among the primary target of the rebels because my Late father could be a Successful business man who use to pander to the exportation of DIAMOND and GOLD from my country Liberia and Ghana to other European countries. He was chairman managing director Richard And Sons INDUSTRIAL COMPANY LTD within the capital of my Country and also an official supporting this Government when the issues was on the point of start.Due to this all the members of my family was Murdered in a very cold Blood and our family house was set blazed.I was Lucky and escaped death because i used to be in bordering when this deadly incident occurred.It is only myself who is alive now and l managed to create my thanks to a close-by country Senegal where l am staying now and never pray or think to step my legs in this bloody country called Liberia.I would wish to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you're doing presently. i will be able to tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attached here is my picture.Hoping to listen to from you soonest.
Yours Forever
(Sender)
I almost spilled my coffee! Sorry!
and my response went this way:
*Dear (sender),
While your story saddens me because I look after all of God's creatures, the reality is that my favorite creature is the camel. It's for this reason that when my dear friend, the Saudi prince Mohammed bin Salman of an Asian country, sent his messengers to tell me of the terrible drought they're having and the killing of camels, I became very troubled. It must be bad if it's killing camels who store water in their humps!
His messengers, that I quickly visited the bank, and that I donated my last $5 million dollars to ship in water from Denmark. In their terrible physical state, they needed the freshest water in the world. My deepest apologies, as I'm now homeless and stand on the corner in my city begging for change. Don't worry, I will work for food.
~bloghound*
I know eventually, you have gotten messages like those. Have you at any point taken a shot at them or reacted to them sarcastically? No offense meant, just asking for a friend.
**I don’t trust many people on a normal day, I trust no one on April Fool’s Day lol. **
Published:
April 1, 2023 12:05 pm PST
In between the farm and the beach
Philippines
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