Somewhere in America:
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa turn the dang TV down. I'm trying to write a reply on a whales post after he downvoted me 5 years ago for "plagiarizing" someones book and publishing it as my own."
"This is your 400th reply today Huck. Can you not just get a job like your sister Misty down at the 7/11?"
"No ma , one of these comments is going to get through to them and I will slowly build my reputation back up on Hive but for now Blurt and Blipcoin is where it is but it just isn't the same.
All Huck wanted was to be accepted by his peers so he kept trying these Hive whales who plotted against him in many ways so he became a thorn in their side. Commenting long posts taking up the real estate in the comment section.
"Another comment made with my usual tags to marky and buildawhale, trafalgar and all guys with a HP of over a million. Now to wait 4 hours to see if they reply. Some day I will get my revenge on these guys. You wait and see and when I do I will take them all down and become the all seeing eye of the Hive blockchain. THEY WILL BOW BEFORE ME AND LICK ME FEEEEETTTTT...."
"DANGNABBIT HUCKKK CAN YOU STOP HOLLERIN'. YOUR MAH IS TRYNA WATCH 90 DAY FIANCE AND HAVE HER VITTLES. THIS IS YOUR 20th RANT TODAY. Leave those whales alone for a while."
"Dog namit mah. I just can't help the hollerin. You just shut your ears you hear"
Quit your piddlin' and go to the store fo yo momma and get her some smokes and more fried taters so she can have some peace and quiet.
Huck drove to the Quickymart wondering how he was born into this life. He saw a sign for the USA lottery. A record amount of $500 million dollar tonight. Huck did the maths.
If Hive is 20 cent and if I win $500 million dollars then I can buy. One , Two , Three, Huck's fingers ran out and settled with the amount as "a load of Hive."
This is my ticket out of here. Huck threw his quarters and dimes at the cashier and asked her for a lottery ticket.
5,7,11,25,31, 45. Bonus number 4, 9.
Huck was just within the allotted time limit. He ran home and gave his ma her cancer sticks.
He turned on his computer and checked if there were any comments from the whales around his newest latest rant about downvotes. No replies made him even angrier but there were none for years now since "Display comment due to lack of reputation was introduced." He read 
Huck went onto watch the live stream of the lotto on his desktop with two monitors. Some ex supermodel was twiddling with the balls.
First ball out
5
Hotdangit
Next Ball out
7
And the third
11
Huck bent forward. He had three numbers. He never won anything in his life.
25
What in Tarnation???
31
Huck pulled up his britches in anticipation.
45
We 're having a hootenanny tonight!!
AND THE BONUS BALLS ARE 4 AND 9
HUCK JUMPED UP OFF HIS SEAT AND STARTED SHOUTING!!!!
"HUCK WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR HIVE HOLLERS AGAIN!!!!! YOU KEEP HOLLERIN AND HOLLERING. KEEP IT DOWN!!!!!"
"Sorry mah"
Huck had just won $500 million. He would never have to buy his sniveling mother cigarettes again. He wasn't going to tell his mother or Misty about any lotto win. They would just like to waste it on a new trailer or a 72" TV and he also knew there would be war in the family when they came into money. Even Pops would try and come back after he left many years ago to go and get the bread. It's the reason why he disliked bread. Huck had other ideas but he needed all the money. He had one goal in life and that was Hive. He spent all day on it. Watching, waiting. He didn't want no monkey on his back with his mother or Misty so just like his Pops, he just told his ma that he was going out for bread."
"GET A JOB OR DON'T COME BACK HUCK YOU LAZY ANIMAL."
"Oh don't worry mah I don't intend to!!!"
As he left the trailer park that night he spent his last few dollars on an overnight bus which took him to the lottery headquarters to where he presented his winning ticket. Huck or 
*Hey Audrey, get the rally car driver to meet me for breakfast the morning of Hivefest at 9.30am.
But Leofinance are booked in for the 9.30am breakfast sir.
Cancel them Audrey the snakes. I need to look this guy in the eye to see if he has any guilt or regret whatsoever for taking close to 500k from the Community to flutter away on his pet project. I'm getting heat over this guy Audrey and I just don't need it.*
Right away sir
What's the Hive price on the exchanges Audrey?
About that sir. It's ahhhhhh $4.30 sir.
[SPITS OUT COFFEE]
What do you mean its $4.30? Audrey???? This is some sort of mistake. There is an over supply at the moment Audrey. Rally car guy is after selling 50,000 Hive on Binance yesterday. Cash money and you are telling me the price is $4.30? That's imposssible.
Ye-yes sir.
"Dam it Audrey give the mobile here"
"Well I'll be damned."
"Get Dan and Mark on the phone and ask them if they are buying up the Hive on exchanges. If one of those guys is trying to pull a fast one on me then there will be a downvote war. Also find out the last time Justin Sun was out and about and whether he mentioned Hive? This could be the play we were waiting for by him."
The whale is anonymous for now and he or she has not transferred any Hive from the exchanges. They are now hitting Upbit in Korea for the HBD that is on their exchange.
"Jesus Audrey, cancel my personal training session with the Gym Street Workout. This could be the day we go to war. Get the top 30 witnesses on a zoom call"
Even 
Yes especially them.
"Prepare the jet for Kuala Lumpur. We will do the call mid flight. We have to show our face with all those Hive Crustys and then do a speech about what changes are coming up. I then have to pretend to like Poker. Jesus Christ. The things I do.
But are there any changes boss? Everything seems the same as 6 years ago?
Not you too Audrey!!! I am not going to tell them that. We are working on things OK. Things are in the pipeline. Many things. Dan is launching chess/ tiddly winks/ Lububu game. He's always bleating on about his vision. It's just taking a while to transfer this into actions. He's online now talking about it again."
Half of the witnesses are probably all drunk by now anyway and chatting up Hive Ladies of Thailand"
But by the time we land I want to know who is buying up all the Hive that the rally car guy has sold on the exchanges. We worked long and hard to keep the price down with our little black hole of Calcutta but some unknown whale is taunting us. And this can't happen Audrey. If its not Justin it's probably one of Vitaliks numb skulls over at Ethereum.
Meanwhile in a Ritz Carlton Kuala Lumpur.
Yes Mr Huck we can source Southern Fried Chicken in curry sauce. It is called Katsu curry in these parts.
That will do I suppose but next time I want Kentucky Chicken.
Whatever you say sir.
"And the helicopter has been booked to that event you wish to go to. Your head of IT has also rang to say all is set up and ready to go in the war room whatever that means."
"Thank you Jeeves. Have you a Hive account?"
"A what?"
"A Hive account?"
As in a bee-hive Sire?
Yes
I do not sire. Should I have?
Well here is a referral as a tip to you.
You will do well to sign up because the day of reckoning is upon us. Good day.
The waiter walked off puzzled.
Huck rang one more number. Make the transfer to my 20 bpcvoter accounts. I will give our little DHF recipients something to mull over. Huck transferred 30 million Hive to his main account and upvoted the return proposal immediately.
Let the games begin.
The private jet finally hit the runway in Kuala Lumpur. Audrey awoke and she checked her phone in horror. She ran down the plane to the private quarters of her bosses room. This was urgent.
Sir sir "I know who it is"!!!!!
"Is it Justin Sun or Eth like I thought?"
No sir it's much worse!!!!!!!!!!
It's
There was silence in the cabin as they watched in horror as
"May the Lord have Mercy on us all"
*To be continued. *
