Palnet Night Diaries... Episode 9: Heat Triggers Angry And Horny Neighbors In Bikini!
Welcome to my night diaries, the place we all shout like crazy sheeps or ignore the crap out of humanity. Y'all know how this works so me first!
I'm having anger issues lately. I'm angry all the time, feeling like destroying the whole universe, cursing the crap out of humanity... it happens every summer, the heat transforms me into an angry beast! The rest of the year I'm all lovely and happy, living in my happy world, making fun of everything but in summer I hate all! Everyone knows I'm not the patience made flesh and with heat involved patience is minus 1,000!
Pissed off, sweaty, cursing like insane, sarcastic at level 1 million and with a face that looks like I'm chewing a sour candy. "What you looking at? Get lost! Screw you loser!"... Yeah flirting is a big no while summer, I just kick away every male that dare to approach me... I will die alone! Pffffha! Also, I become very cruel when I'm angry... Weather affect us in weird ways and in my case I just become a grumpy psycho woman! I wonder if everyone acts the same... Also, my neighbor a 50 something years old man is watering the grass in his front yard wearing just a tiny bikini... I know this island is hot as hell and there's no wind or whatsoever today and the humidity is high plus the Saharan dust but does he really need to be outside wearing just a tiny bikini watering a bunch of grass? When men behave like that it means only one thing: they want sex and they will flirt with the first person that approaches them cause no one waters grass and no freaking one waters grass wearing bikini at the mountains! I just had to use my psycho look at him cause he started to act all sexy, making weird poses, looking at me while watering grass... He better stay away from me or he will meet grumpy Luz!
So now is your turn. Tell me, how was your day?
Oh and my actifit thingy is at the bottom....
Sources for the art I made for this post:
moon, hand, cloud, notebook