Yoohoo Steemies! Welcome to my night diaries, the place where we all can complain like grannies or wonder why the president's hair looks like a dead animal. Y'all know how this works, so me first!
Last night I went to bed early cause I needed to take mom for her routine check up and had to be up at 4am (again) and even tho it was hot like always, I was sleepy and the heat wasn't gonna stop me from sleeping like a rock.... and yes, the heat didn't bothered me... but the whole "night crew" of insects and amphibious of my yard mesmerized to keep me up all night long! The "night crew" symphony started with crickets. They have the entire neighborhood to go and scream but no, they did it next to my window. After one hour listening to their annoying screaming I started to scream too... "AAAAAAAAHHH!! DO YOU LIKE IT?! DO YOU LIKE ME SCREAMING AT YOU? HOW DOES IT FEELS SOMEONE SCREAMING AT YOUR EARS? YOU DON'T LIKE IT, RIGHT? THEN GO AND SCREAM TO HELL AND LET ME SLEEP!!" Believe it or not it worked! The crickets stopped and when I was falling to sleep the frogs started to sing... then the screaming bird that always yell outside my window every night started to do its thing... then crickets started again... So no sleep at all.
I was extremely sleepy, looking like a panda on drugs cause the dark circles on my eyes were really dark and on top of that my nose were bloated cause all the Saharan dust screw my sinus which makes my tiny nose looks like a huge pepper and my eyeglasses don't even fit my face. Add to that red eyes cause I was falling to sleep, no make up cause seriously, who the hell put make up at 4am?! Like a drunk psycho from hell... that was the way I was looking at 4am at the hospital and people were looking at me like if I was an evil creature from the depths of hell! So thanks to that no crazy person came to bother me like it happened few days ago at the same hospital. Somehow I managed to drive home and when I got out of my car a stray hen from the evil poultry gang looked at me like "the hell happened to this human?" I got grumpy and yell at her "This is your dammed fault! If you were doing your job and eating the crickets or the frogs I wouldn't spent the entire night listening to their screaming and looking like the cousin of the swamp thing! Do your job properly or I'll will make you soup!" I think the hen understand me cause it run away screaming.... and my nose still looking like a pepper and my dark circles have dark circles!
So now is your turn. Tell me, how was your day?
Oh and my actifit thingy is at the bottom....
Sources for the art I made for this post:
moon, hand, cloud, notebook
