ROFL This reminds me of the table top game my husband told me about where a guy in a jet-pack thought the dragon he was attacking was a mechanical one. Apparently it was real, the dragon went "Ow!" And the guy was like "I thought you were a mecha!" And the dragon said "And what have we learned?" And the guy said "You're a real dragon"

The dragon said "Precisely" and then plucked off the guy's jet pack and dropped him. He had no magic, so he uses "acrobatics!" and does this acrobatic routine where he flattens himself and as he hits the forest, does this routine of swinging through the trees flipping from branch to branch and then lands on his feet with his hands in the air like a competition.

And the people hold up pieces of paper with things like 10, 10, 10, 1, 9, 10... and they point to the 1 and go "Must be the Russian judge!"

It was hilarious!