If you are in Nigeria, trust me you are already in one part of the world that is filled with a lot of wonder and not only that but full of cruises. While some are complaining about why they were born in Nigeria, I keep thanking God I was born in this country which is filled with so many cruises. I will say Nigeria is a full package. If you are looking for funny stuff that will make you laugh hard, trust me you can count on Nigerians to supply you with that.
We have a lot of comedy not only that we have a lot of incidents that can keep you laughing till dawn. All you have to do is just to have a data subscription on your smartphone. After that, trust me you will enjoy every bit of your time online. It is only in Nigeria where you will tell your African mother that you are asked to pay 20,000 for security levy and your mother will tell you that you are covered with the blood of Jesus, in other words they are not paying anything called security levy.
Not only that, it is only in Nigeria that your parents are always right. Nigerians reading this can testify to this. Have you ever seen an African mother or father be wrong? I doubt it. It is hard for African parents to accept their blame and apologize to their children. Apo what! Never not in Nigeria. Instead, you will be blamed for why they are wrong and if they are right you will also be blamed for why you are wrong there is no way you can escape African parents. You see most times when I see the way some European children treat their parents, I laugh in Spanish .
You will see some cases where some abroad children will shout at their parents and even call their dad or mom by their name. You will hear something like "Jack leave me Alone" Sometimes I will be like wow!!. Not in Nigeria. What will I say is wrong with me that I will shout at my parents or even dare to call my dad or my mom by their names? African parents and their wonder with their beating techniques. The way they will beat the stubbornness out of your life and flog that demon that pushes you to pass your boundary eh, you will wonder whether they are even the one that gave birth to you.
Some African parents will even give you a mark on your body so that you can continually use it for remembrance. The experience will keep getting fresh in your head, that is just how it is. African Parents and their Wonders. African Parents and their wonder. If you ever borrow from your parents most especially your African mother, Omo forget it, the money is gone. If you mistakenly borrow your mom any money and you want to collect it back, you will begin to hear some stories that touch the heart.
Something like; "do you know I carried you in my womb for 9 months", "Do you know I passed through a lot giving birth to you", or "Do you know how much I have been using to feed you since you are born upto this particular moment and you want to collect just this small money". Omo those stories that will even make you forget the money in their hands. Never make the mistake of borrowing your mom any money and expecting to be paid back. Just forget about it. Still on my African Parents and their wonder.
In the end, you have no choice but to be proud of African Parents. They are a round package if you are looking for strict discipline, you will find it in them and if you are looking for parent love to the core, trust me you will find it in African parents. Till now I am grateful to God been giving birth in Nigeria and not only that but also been given birth by my wonderful African Parents.
Till now I still wonder what is the mystery that always causes African parents to fall asleep whenever they are watching the news and immediately want to change the channel, then boom they will wake up from their sleep Like they always calculate the time accurately before you even think about it. African Parents and their wonder.