Grandson: grandpa, what are you reading?
Grandpa: it's a history book, grandson.
Grandson: grandpa, but it's a pornography magazine!
Grandpa: that's right, it's porn for you, a history book for me!
Grandson: grandpa, what are you reading?
Grandpa: it's a history book, grandson.
Grandson: grandpa, but it's a pornography magazine!
Grandpa: that's right, it's porn for you, a history book for me!