Bitkenstan is a webcomic with a running story line.
Earlier episodes can be viewed on the Hive blockchain at @bitkenstan
Hooded person: Lookin' good! My man!
Stanley: What just happened?
Hooded person: You were transformed.
Stanley: To what?
Hooded person: Into your alter-you, of course.
Stanley: (confused)
Hooded person: Come on kid. This isn't hard. You're Stanley Bitken in the hula shirt...mild-mannered consultant...but fearless super-hero in the underpants costume. You know how this works.
Stanley: (shrugs)
Hooded person: So, how does the costume fit?
Stanley: Kinda binds a bit in the crotch.
Hooded person: (pauses) I don't do alterations.
Creator: It'll stretch.
Originally posted June 23, 2018 at https://twitter.com/bitkenstan/status/1010559385456795648?s=20
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