Bitkenstan_12 - I give up.

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_{Bitkenstan is a webcomic with a running story line.
Earlier episodes can be viewed on the Hive blockchain at @bitkenstan}

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Stanley: I did the right thing by just giving up? Wandering off into the desert. (scratches his head)
Hooded person: No, that was stupid. You did the right thing by leaving your job.
Stanley: I don't know. I've got no job. My girlfriend left me. My car is junk. I'll get evicted for not paying rent. I give up.
Hooded person: You sound like a country music song.
Stanley: Yeah. Except this is for real.
Hooded person: Cheer up Stanley. What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
Stanley: Beats me.
Hooded person: You get your job back, your woman back, your truck back, and your dog back. Ha! Ha! Ha! I love that one.
Stanley: Yeah, I guess.
Hooded person: And look at the bright side...you already got your dog back.
Dog: (wags tail happily)