Welcome (or "WELL COME" if you prefer) to the Seventh Circle of Hell-- The "Mr. Bean Bar." All the walls are pictures of googley-eyed, pale-faced Mr. Bean in his weirdest moments. The

Most people know PKD as the sci-fi author behind such Hollywood classics as Blade Runner, Minority Report, Total Recall, etc. Fewer people know that he was an absolute lunatic. As a somewhat obsessive

Our religious beliefs directly influence our perceptions of morality, legality, and social structure. Religious and political ideologies are as entangled today as they have been throughout history. In

So the following is exactly what the title suggests... I took way too much acid, thought that I had discovered some previously unthought-of quality of geometry, and I feverishly took notes and made inanely

Late psychologist Carl Rogers claimed that most cases of anxiety and depression result from a gap between what he called our “real” and “ideal” selves. According to Rogers' theory, all of us have an internal

My remix of Marlowe’s Doctor Faustus (cinematic, though staging it for Broadway would not be out of the question) begins with a high school stoner named Foster leaving his house for a party. His totalitarian

Nothing gives a graffiti artist a boner as much as a big, blank wall... except perhaps a big, blank wall which signifies the oppression of a racially marginalized society of indigenous people. So it's

In 1904, William Sydney Porter published a book of short stories, Cabbages and Kings, under the pseudonym “O. Henry.” Porter's book depicted the nation of Anchuria, a fictionalized version of Honduras

In her essay Universal Stories, Linda Seger claims, “All of us have similar experiences... Whatever the culture, there are universal stories that form the basis for our particular stories... We identify

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In the Tunnels By: [Birddroppings] I often think that I'd rather live in the tunnels. Inside the caves, I don't know what I'll find. There are colorful, streaming vortexes, cloud-filled funnels, And coiling

I published a book on Amazon! (Which makes it sound super legit, I know) If you're looking for an entertaining read please give it a try... Most of the stories are absurd, insane, funny, bizarre, etc.,

This will never not be funny

The tasteful thickness of it... Oh my God... It even has a watermark...

Kodak Bach

Kids these days won't understand this meme smh

Hate it when this happens

My new therapist is a total heartthrob

Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?

Story of my life