I like peppers, so my wife got me this shirt
If they're way too hot, you actually might squ...er...hurt
You may move rapido, or slower like a zephyr
Unless you're hardcore like 
You might scream, try anything and everything
the next day even sitting, on some ice cream
Getting great comments on the shirt, really makes me smile
Munchin' on mild ones driving mile after mile
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From @bilbop