"Rub some dirt on it" My father said that often to me and my brother and our minor wounds. When he said something else it meant it was time to go ahead and panic. "Call the doctor" was a particularly bad sign.

It's a probability that small steps will remember the obvious lesson here BECAUSE it was her party. Don't panic but react as necessary.

You know what I am finding in the late years of my life? It's a lot easier to ask for help when you already know there is no way in hell for you to do whatever yourself. Amazing how that works.

She's still the cutest kid on the innerwebs...