Master, as spoken in England English is a really specific term. Short for Master under God from back in the day when the Captain was the sole arbitrator of everything, every single thing, that happened aboard his ship. The title persists but the scope of it has changed over the years.

Lentils are a legume closely related to beans. I could imagine using powdered up lentils as a flour that is really neutral in taste. Won't make it any sweeter, but would spread the sweetness out to make it more suitable to your mouth. Or maybe in this case, I'm full of shit as the Christmas goose. Pure speculation.

Neither of which makes my judgement of character when applied to the female of the species one iota better. When it comes to picking partners I suck. Big suck. I'm the guy on the extreme edge of the bell curve that allows lesser fuck ups to be average. That sort of track record :)

Just like being a genius at some things (I'm pretty sure I am, I'm just not sure what those things might be) I suck at some things. Very completely suck. It's what makes me average over all. At least I think I'm at least on the low side of average...

None of which has any impact on the fact that you wrote another excellent post that not only made me think, but also wonder. Maybe that's my genius-that I know the difference between the two.