That is the title of an actual song by Little Feat (one of my all time favorite bands) written by Lowell George. I was just looking on YouTube and it's been covered at least 10 times. Who knew what Feets would become?
I'm here because my friend 
I don't know about monetizing my feet, for the most part they have just walked along with me and I've never given it much thought. They probably do owe me a little, I've had a couple of injuries that cost some time and money...
How do you get paid? By the inch? Mine would be worth more than average, a lot more than average. A smooth size 13, please.
So. I went camping this weekend. Victor gave me two assignments and I managed to get one of them done. These are my feet at Deadhorse State Park, Cottonwood, Arizona. The weather was pretty nice if breezy during the day.
The other assignment was to take a picture of my feet on my motorcycle. Did you know you can't see much of your feet on a Honda Goldwing? They are pretty well tucked up under the motor and there will end up being some pretty good contortions to get a picture of either one. I might need a photographers assistant to accomplish this task,
I can show you all how my motorcycle looked on first arrival. It won't take much imagination to see my left foot in this picture. Then just take this picture of my feet on the parking area and imagine them on this motorcycle-you can do it!
Camping Feet. Not long ago it would have been out of my imagination to make this post. I can admit that it's a LOT easier for me to post a picture of my feet than a regular selfie. Just sayin'
In order to add a little professionalism to this catastrophe of a post I'm going to leave you with my favorite rendition of Little Feat doing Dixie Chicken. Yes, there are very young Bonnie Rait and Emmylou Harris singing backup. You are welcome.
