Tomorrow we will start a new contest, as the 1 to 1000000, comes to a close. You have one more day to get in your guess, We have someone who is withing 5000 I believe. https://steemit.com/contest/@bigram13/guess-1-too-1-000-000-for-a-up-vote. Our new contest will be BEST SHORT JOKE, but I would prefer no foul language in the post. So I am giving you a day to get your acts together, and develop that good hook.
So there are two funny jokes here, the first and the last.
