Today I am currently in a war, one that I will not be losing. I just got a new roof, and I don't have any idea why my neighbors house and mine are now the hang out for the rats of the sky. So I am trimming my palm tree, and maybe getting nets for the birds. I might also have to get a red ryder.
Hopefully I don' shoot my eye out
https://www.google.com/search?q=red+ryder+bb+gun&sxsrf=ALeKk02F5L20hVpgR_EfXXrigwStfDLG5g:1592276356945&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiu9o7Vq4XqAhU8HDQIHUG7BrkQ_AUoAnoECA